i'm audra i'm a scorpio and that's all that matters


COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]
snapchatnudes:

"It’s august why are you in a leather jacket" because being badass isn’t a job it’s a lifestyle
cogito-ergo-amo:

What happens at Skeleton Rave stays at Skeleton Rave

nerdjpg:

"beware of dog" they say. of course i will be aware of the dog. i love dogs. i am aware of all dogs.

gym-leader-merida:

if you don’t terrify people a little bit then what’s the point.

waitingf-rbud:

I need a print of this asap

davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

khloekardssian:

me showing up to school

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harrys69erections:

🎧🎼This boy named micheal used to ride motorcycles 

Dick bigger than a tower I ain’t talking bout Eiffels🎵🎶

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

"Too many men look at me like I owe them something, like the word ‘beautiful’ should mean something to me just because that’s how they choose to describe me."
Drew Clementine, When he asks what drawer you keep your lingerie in (via teenager90s)